First, watch this:
The Bearded Brewer and I just finished watching it. While I have been on the sparkling water (aka sparkly, because I’m 6) all night, the BB is on beer number drunk. The video prompted this conversation:
Beardy: (After a long pause and perplexed look on his face). Why was the chip bleeding cheese?
Beardy: But why?!
Me: Because that’s what chips bleed!
Beardy: But how do you know? I mean, have you ever met a chip? No. You’ve never met a chip. So you don’t know how a chip would bleed. What if it bleeds salsa? Huh? HUH!? (Meanders off into aggravated mumbling).
And this is what happens when I show the Bearded One a video when he’s been drinking. I’m just sad I wasn’t recording it…